Thursday, August 29, 2013

Go Pack Go!

So since I'm addicted, and I need to get my fix when I can, I decided to run today during the only time I had.  After taking a half a day off today to get ready to take My Pal to the Packers v Chiefs preseason game this evening (Go Pack Go!), I came home, hopped back in my Brooks and hit the melting blacktop. 

Like a Ethiopian being chased by a lion across the African savanna, I took off for a run shortly after lunch.  98 degrees and sunny, with 50% humidity has got to be seriously similar to the plains of Africa right??  Well for sake of a better story we're gonna go with that logic.  Remember my blog from a few days ago?  The "Lead Boot of Humidity"?  I think today's blog could've been titled "The Energy Crushing Lava Filled Heavy Lead Boot of Humidity".  Crap it was hot!  Might not have been my best move...but I ran.

During today's run I also discovered a little bit of scientific truth.  Apparently scientists are mistaken about what powers the sun.  Truth be told, it runs on extracted human energy that it gathers through its rays!  That has to be why my ambition and running energy dwindled at such a fast pace!  Like Optimus Prime battling Megatron during the forest battle scene in Revenge of the Fallen, my spark was destroyed.  Unlike OP, who required Sam to find an ancient Cybertron wrench, all I needed was a cool shower and a sandwich.

2.21 miles, 24:12

Later

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